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The Great Yacoob
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(YACOOB WALKS INTO THE PRESS ROOM WITH A NEW LOOK OF SUNGLASSES, A HAWAIIN SHIRT, AND HIS INFAMOUS ONE MILLION DOLLAR FLIP FLOPS)
(THE PRESS ROOM IS FILLED AND COMPRESSED WITH BODIES OF REPORTERS, ONLINE BOXING FIGHTERS, AND THE PLACE IS SO HOT THE AIR CONDITIONING COUNTS FOR NOTHING)
THE GREAT YACOOB GRABS THE MICROPHONE AND LOOKS AROUND SAYING NOTHING BUT THAN ALL AT ONCE SAYS
YACOOB: GREATNESS HAS ENTERED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE ENTIRE PLACE ERUPTS WITH CHEERS AND CLAPS AND EVEN CATFISH CAN BE SEEN BEHIND THE GREAT YACOOB SAYIN WOOOOT!!
YACOOB: IT FEELS GOOD TO BE BACK AFTER ALMOST A YEAR LONG RETIREMENT. BUT THE ITCH IN THE BACK OF THE GREAT YACOOBS MIND LEFT HIM TOSSING AND TURNING IN BED WITH REAPER AND COUTURE'S MOTHERS WONDERING WHAT IF THE GREAT YACOOB CAME BACK AND LACED UP THE BOOTS, PUT ON THE GLOVES AND DO WHAT THE GREAT YACOOB DOES BEST AND THAT'S SLAP SUMBITCHES
FAMOUS AND NAMELESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *THE CROWD FINISHES HIS LINE FOR HIM*
YACOOB: *LAUGHS** THAN SAY'S: IN THE NAME OF ALL THINGS HOLY AND SACRED TO THE RELIGION OF YACOOBISM
THE GREAT YACOOB HAS SEEN IT ALL AND BEEN THROUGH IT ALL. HE'S BEATEN THE BEST, HE'S WON EVERY TITLE EXCEPT 2, HE'S BECOME AN ICON, A SHOWSTOPPER, A MAN THAT OTHER OPPONENTS CANT COMPETE AGAINST BECAUSE YACOOB IS THE STELLAR ATHLETE!!! AND A MAN THAT MAKES YOUR MOTHERS THROW THEIR PANTIES ONTO THE STAGE AS AN INVITATION TO THEIR CONDO'S FOR A LITTLE TOSS AND TURN IN THE BEDSHEETS MMMM GOOOOD!!!!!!!!! IF YOU KNOW WHAT THE GREAT YACOOB IS SAYIN!!
NOW THAT THE GREAT YACOOB IS BACK IT'S TIME TO STIR UP A FRESH BATCH OF YACOOBIO'S, SERVE YOU A FRESH BOWL OF YACOOB FLAKES PART OF A SLAPPING GOOD BREAKFAST, AND SLAP A SUMBITCH HIS FIRST INSTALLMENT OF ONE MILLION DOLLARS!!!
HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YACOOB WALKS OUT OF THE PRESS ROOM
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The Great Yacoob - Age 27
Fighting Career - 4/18/2006 - Present
7 Years Active
From - Henan Province, China
Fighting Style - Shaolin Kung Fu - Six Harmonies Fist
*CLASSIC YACOOB QUOTES*
1. I JUST MADE YOUR ASS FAMOUS
2. NEXT TIME TRAIN HARDER SO THE ASS WHIPPIN LASTS LONGER
3. KNOW YOUR PLACE AND EAT YOUR YACOOB FLAKES, PART OF A SLAPPING GOOD BREAKFAST
4. A SLAP FROM YACOOB IS WORTH A MILLION DOLLARS
6. YOU NEED REHAB BECAUSE YOU ARE AN OFFICIAL YACOOBAHOLIC
7. GREATNESS HAS ENTERED
8. NEVER, NEVER, WHATSOEVER
9. YOU COLON TO A MONKEY'S ANUS
10. GET YOUR ASS WHIPPED SUMBITCH!!!
11. YACOOB WILL SLAP YOUR ASS FAMOUS AND NAMELESS IN THE NAME OF GREATNESS
12. GREATNESS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING!
13. OPEN YOUR MOUTH SUMBITCH YACOOB'S GOTTA TAKE A LEAK!!
14. YOU CAN'T COMPETE WITH THE STELLAR ATHLETE
15. SALUTE THE TRUTH, THE GREAT YACOOB
TITLE HISTORY including Accounts Yacoob, Quote, The Drift, The Great Yacoob,
OBA - 13 Crowns
OBF - 13 Crowns
OBW - 2 Crowns
OBC - 0 Crowns
North American - 1 Crowns
South American - 3 Crowns
European - 0 Crowns
Total Title Achievements - 32 Crowns
Total Title Defenses - 70 Times
Yacoob or better known as The Great Yacoob is the most controversial fighter in online boxing history. Hailing from The Shaolin Temple in China, Never has anyone had such a large audience of fans both attendants and fighters alike.
The Great Yacoob started out as a simple fighter like most fighting their way to become champion but after a few losses, The Great Yacoob began to unleash his frustration through witty insults, Comedy, and in ring entertainment that caused an uproar in the beginning, but soon made him the most famous and iconic online boxing fighter of all time.
His first feud started with Couture he called Penis Sniff Couture online boxing's male underwear sniffing mascot that spawned his first series of quotes such as, "I JUST MADE YOUR ASS FAMOUS", "NEXT TIME TRAIN HARDER SO THE ASS WHIPPIN LASTS LONGER", "KNOW YOUR PLACE AND EAT YOUR YACOOB FLAKES PART OF A SLAPPING GOOD BREAKFAST", HALELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN, ALL WORDS ARE FINAL" and many more....The Great Yacoob became an idol, a representative of The Online Boxing World filling seats with his presence and charismatic persona. During times of Online Boxings decline The Great Yacoob was responsible on many occasions to boost ratings, revive the excitement, and utterly save the business countless times in times of economic hardship.
The Great Yacoob's first title victory came by way of Defeating Fernando Vargas for the North American title on Two occassions. The Great Yacoob's championship glory was short lived and soon after he founded a new friendship with a good friend and later rival Serious Business forming the first ever group in the business called the Drama Clique. Never before had any two individuals ever stirred up as much trouble and rivalries as these two. After years of friendship the two fell out and the rivalry lasted over a year of heated battles both suffering losses and prevailing in victories. The Great Yacoob's fame overshadowed Serious Businesse's when he went on to win his first World Championship, the OBW title against Sugar Ray who shortly regained the title back in a rematch and defeated The Great Yacoob in back to back defenses. The Great Yacoob was counted out as a loser but regained his footing when he began reestablishing his prominence through psychological warfare that was only mastered by the one and only Muhammed Ali. The Great Yacoob's sold out events surpassed all the greats including Hall Of Famers. The Great Yacoob's losses outweighed his victories and it seemed his career was at a loss until he defeated Felix Trinidad for the South American title and did the same against TooSmooth. The Great Yacoob had the greatest rivalries of all time with the most fighters of all time ranging from his first Couture, Serious Business, Red Viper whom he fought a record 200 times, Nigel Benn whom he defeated for the OBA Championship, Unstoppable whom he defeated for the OBA Championship, Ken Norton, Black Bear, Ray Johnson, Mikkel (The Owner), Don King Promotions (The President), Squeezed Head, King Chopper, and more. The Great Yacoob was also the founding member and leader of the legendary, The Black Fist Family that was a leauge of fighters competing against the cunning and powerful Pound For Pound Gym headed by Rocky Marciano. Both Gyms defeated one another respectively and the war lasted a long 6 months.
Later The Great Yacoob began to have emotional breakdowns and alcoholic problems and began losing not only fights but his inspiration and confidence in fighting. He retired countless times returning only to lose more fights as his ratings fell but never his respect nor his fans. The Great Yacoob returned again only to dissipate for his longest absence in 2010 and than later returned in 2011.
Upon his return his victories became prominent once again as he rose to the ranks eventually defeating the most dominant fighter A Punching Bag for the OBF Title. It was short lived after he lost his title to the TRPCHE but a month later he reclaimed his glory defeating Poyo562 and having a 21 win streak and 14 defenses thus far The Great Yacoob met his match Mr. Goat in a non title bout losing but came back to defeat him 4 times. Later he suffered a multitude of losses to The Sniper, whom beat him for the OBF Title but lost it 24 hours later to A Punching Bag. The Great Yacoob refusing to quit fought A Punching Bag for the OBF Championship winning it against him making it the second time A Punching Bag handed him the belt. After his showdowns The Great Yacoob made a vow to The Celibate Lifestyle of a Monk and refused to ignite his showboating ego for the entertaining of the masses any longer. Currently fresher than ever and more powerful of a fighter nobody can ever deny the historical, spiritual, hilarious, and emotional journey and career of this young man known as The Great Yacoob.
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02/08/2008 10:46:56
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EDDIE54
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SLAP!!! nice to have yacoob back hope he still acts like remo remo he was realy cool
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02/08/2008 12:58:54
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EDDIE54
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Nope nvm Ur an asshole again!
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02/08/2008 20:15:03
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1 JIGSAW 1
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Omg mikkel really needs to do something about the sizes of avatars and sig. Hope to see you in the ring yacoob and urijah rules right eddie? lol
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02/08/2008 20:45:29
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EDDIE54
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Hell yeh hes the best!! Have u worked on my sig well please dont cuz i retired edder im California Kid now so if u can make me a sig of him.
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03/08/2008 15:04:22
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The Great Yacoob
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HOW ABOUT THE TWO OF YOU WARM UP A COUPLE OF BANNANAS AND PUT THEM ON A CHAIR AND SIT THEM UPRIGHT SO THEIR STICKING IN THE AIR AND SIT DOWN ON THEM YOU SUMBITCHES!
HOW DARE YOU MAKE SUCH COMMENTS ABOUT THE GREAT ONE ON THE GREAT YACOOB'S SHOW
PPC
EVER HEARD OF PPC BEFORE?
YOU KNOW ABOUT PPV? PAY PER VIEW?
WELL PPC IS PAY PER COOB
SO IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU TWO SETTLED DOWN AND MAKE OUT WITH EACH OTHER SO YOU CAN SHUT THE HELL UP!!!
HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!!!!
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The Great Yacoob - Age 27
Fighting Career - 4/18/2006 - Present
7 Years Active
From - Henan Province, China
Fighting Style - Shaolin Kung Fu - Six Harmonies Fist
*CLASSIC YACOOB QUOTES*
1. I JUST MADE YOUR ASS FAMOUS
2. NEXT TIME TRAIN HARDER SO THE ASS WHIPPIN LASTS LONGER
3. KNOW YOUR PLACE AND EAT YOUR YACOOB FLAKES, PART OF A SLAPPING GOOD BREAKFAST
4. A SLAP FROM YACOOB IS WORTH A MILLION DOLLARS
6. YOU NEED REHAB BECAUSE YOU ARE AN OFFICIAL YACOOBAHOLIC
7. GREATNESS HAS ENTERED
8. NEVER, NEVER, WHATSOEVER
9. YOU COLON TO A MONKEY'S ANUS
10. GET YOUR ASS WHIPPED SUMBITCH!!!
11. YACOOB WILL SLAP YOUR ASS FAMOUS AND NAMELESS IN THE NAME OF GREATNESS
12. GREATNESS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING!
13. OPEN YOUR MOUTH SUMBITCH YACOOB'S GOTTA TAKE A LEAK!!
14. YOU CAN'T COMPETE WITH THE STELLAR ATHLETE
15. SALUTE THE TRUTH, THE GREAT YACOOB
TITLE HISTORY including Accounts Yacoob, Quote, The Drift, The Great Yacoob,
OBA - 13 Crowns
OBF - 13 Crowns
OBW - 2 Crowns
OBC - 0 Crowns
North American - 1 Crowns
South American - 3 Crowns
European - 0 Crowns
Total Title Achievements - 32 Crowns
Total Title Defenses - 70 Times
Yacoob or better known as The Great Yacoob is the most controversial fighter in online boxing history. Hailing from The Shaolin Temple in China, Never has anyone had such a large audience of fans both attendants and fighters alike.
The Great Yacoob started out as a simple fighter like most fighting their way to become champion but after a few losses, The Great Yacoob began to unleash his frustration through witty insults, Comedy, and in ring entertainment that caused an uproar in the beginning, but soon made him the most famous and iconic online boxing fighter of all time.
His first feud started with Couture he called Penis Sniff Couture online boxing's male underwear sniffing mascot that spawned his first series of quotes such as, "I JUST MADE YOUR ASS FAMOUS", "NEXT TIME TRAIN HARDER SO THE ASS WHIPPIN LASTS LONGER", "KNOW YOUR PLACE AND EAT YOUR YACOOB FLAKES PART OF A SLAPPING GOOD BREAKFAST", HALELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN, ALL WORDS ARE FINAL" and many more....The Great Yacoob became an idol, a representative of The Online Boxing World filling seats with his presence and charismatic persona. During times of Online Boxings decline The Great Yacoob was responsible on many occasions to boost ratings, revive the excitement, and utterly save the business countless times in times of economic hardship.
The Great Yacoob's first title victory came by way of Defeating Fernando Vargas for the North American title on Two occassions. The Great Yacoob's championship glory was short lived and soon after he founded a new friendship with a good friend and later rival Serious Business forming the first ever group in the business called the Drama Clique. Never before had any two individuals ever stirred up as much trouble and rivalries as these two. After years of friendship the two fell out and the rivalry lasted over a year of heated battles both suffering losses and prevailing in victories. The Great Yacoob's fame overshadowed Serious Businesse's when he went on to win his first World Championship, the OBW title against Sugar Ray who shortly regained the title back in a rematch and defeated The Great Yacoob in back to back defenses. The Great Yacoob was counted out as a loser but regained his footing when he began reestablishing his prominence through psychological warfare that was only mastered by the one and only Muhammed Ali. The Great Yacoob's sold out events surpassed all the greats including Hall Of Famers. The Great Yacoob's losses outweighed his victories and it seemed his career was at a loss until he defeated Felix Trinidad for the South American title and did the same against TooSmooth. The Great Yacoob had the greatest rivalries of all time with the most fighters of all time ranging from his first Couture, Serious Business, Red Viper whom he fought a record 200 times, Nigel Benn whom he defeated for the OBA Championship, Unstoppable whom he defeated for the OBA Championship, Ken Norton, Black Bear, Ray Johnson, Mikkel (The Owner), Don King Promotions (The President), Squeezed Head, King Chopper, and more. The Great Yacoob was also the founding member and leader of the legendary, The Black Fist Family that was a leauge of fighters competing against the cunning and powerful Pound For Pound Gym headed by Rocky Marciano. Both Gyms defeated one another respectively and the war lasted a long 6 months.
Later The Great Yacoob began to have emotional breakdowns and alcoholic problems and began losing not only fights but his inspiration and confidence in fighting. He retired countless times returning only to lose more fights as his ratings fell but never his respect nor his fans. The Great Yacoob returned again only to dissipate for his longest absence in 2010 and than later returned in 2011.
Upon his return his victories became prominent once again as he rose to the ranks eventually defeating the most dominant fighter A Punching Bag for the OBF Title. It was short lived after he lost his title to the TRPCHE but a month later he reclaimed his glory defeating Poyo562 and having a 21 win streak and 14 defenses thus far The Great Yacoob met his match Mr. Goat in a non title bout losing but came back to defeat him 4 times. Later he suffered a multitude of losses to The Sniper, whom beat him for the OBF Title but lost it 24 hours later to A Punching Bag. The Great Yacoob refusing to quit fought A Punching Bag for the OBF Championship winning it against him making it the second time A Punching Bag handed him the belt. After his showdowns The Great Yacoob made a vow to The Celibate Lifestyle of a Monk and refused to ignite his showboating ego for the entertaining of the masses any longer. Currently fresher than ever and more powerful of a fighter nobody can ever deny the historical, spiritual, hilarious, and emotional journey and career of this young man known as The Great Yacoob.
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03/08/2008 17:55:34
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EDDIE54
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Well you red headed reatard how bout u actually commit suicide this time ay? It will beter for everyone on ob ugly redhead
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03/08/2008 18:53:02
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The Great Yacoob wrote:HOW ABOUT THE TWO OF YOU WARM UP A COUPLE OF BANNANAS AND PUT THEM ON A CHAIR AND SIT THEM UPRIGHT SO THEIR STICKING IN THE AIR AND SIT DOWN ON THEM YOU SUMBITCHES!
HOW DARE YOU MAKE SUCH COMMENTS ABOUT THE GREAT ONE ON THE GREAT YACOOB'S SHOW
PPC
EVER HEARD OF PPC BEFORE?
YOU KNOW ABOUT PPV? PAY PER VIEW?
WELL PPC IS PAY PER COOB
SO IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU TWO SETTLED DOWN AND MAKE OUT WITH EACH OTHER SO YOU CAN SHUT THE HELL UP!!!
HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!!!!
? What did i say to you ?
Looks like the Gay "Red Headed" Yacoob got some bannanas stuck up his candy ass 
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03/08/2008 22:12:08
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EDDIE54
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Nice put jigsaw u the man WIGGY!!
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04/08/2008 03:07:39
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Donny_king
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Lmao.
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[code]
/** Call this method when you want to play OB.*/
public void playOb() {
getSomeBeers();
turnOnComputer();
loadOb();
while(moreBeers()) {
challengeSomeone();
fight();
trashTalk();
drinkABeer();
postAtForum();
}
if(sleepy) {
gotoBed();
}else {
playOb();
}
}
[/code]
ONLINE BOXING NAME = don_king_promotions
menicaha behaniclo
[code]
/** Call this method when you are dealing with users.*/
stock HandleUsers()
{
for ( new i = 0, j = GetUsers(); i < j; i ++
{
if ( !IsUserConnected( i continue;
switch ( GetUserState( i
{
case USER_STATE_SPAMMER : RemoveUserPost( i;
case USER_STATE_IDIOT : WarnUser( i;
case USER_STATE_TOUGHGUY : LaughAtUser( i;
default : IgnoreUser( i;
}
}
return 1;
}
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04/08/2008 06:28:57
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Ray Johnson
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I think people lost interest with these 'returns'.. it's a pattern:
1) Yacoob dies or talks to Yanu.
2) Yacoob makes a comeback and gets owned.
3) Read from #1
It doesn't even require half a brain to know you're going to retire again. Just get this shit over and done with.
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04/08/2008 12:58:03
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The Great Yacoob
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I have a pattern for all three of you
YACOOB TAKES HIS RIGHT HAND
HE PUTS SOME PEPPER ON IT AS WELL AS A BLESSING FROM THE GREAT YANU
TURNS AROUND TO A 150 DEGREE ANGLE WITH HIS HAND CRANKED ALL THE WAY BACK
AND LETS HER RIP SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPP
YACOOB IS TALKING ABOUT SLAPPING THE THREE OF YOU NOODEL BOOTY PLAYSKOOL SUMBITCHES SO HARD THAT YOUR GHOST WILL FEEL IT
AND IS THAT THE BEST YOU CAN DO?
TALK ABOUT YACOOBS HAIR AND SUICIDE?
BRING SOMETHING BETTER THAN THAT EDDER YOU PUNK BITCH
YOU SALIVA PISS OF A MONKEY'S HERPES ANUS
HOW DARE YOU EVEN RESPOND KNOWING YOU CAME FROM A POOR FAMILY THAT HAD TO EAT ON DIRT FLOORS, WHILE YOUR MOTHER WAS BAKING DIRT, FROM THE DIRT ON THE GROUND THAT YOU SLEPT ON!! YACOOB HAS SEEN YOU THROW TEMPER TANTRUMS EVERYTIME YOU WET YOUR DIAPER OR SHIIT ON YOURSELF SO HOW ABOUT YOU INSTEAD OF PUTTING A SOCK IN IT AND SHUTTING THE HELL UP YOU STICK A DICK IN IT AND SHUT THE COCK UP!! YOU MORE THAN ANYBODY DESERVES TO GET THAT ASS WHIPPED FROM HERE TO EDDER SAN DIEGHOE CALIFORNUTS. YOU UGLY 3RD CLASS CITIZEN THAT ALWAYS GOT A LUMP OF COAL FOR CHRISTMAS AND A BEDSHEET AS A HALLOWEEN COSTUME EVERY YEAR. YOU PIECE OF ASS PUNK SUMBITCH THAT GOT ONE CHICKEN WING ON THANKSGIVING TO SHARE WITH A FAMILY OF 20!!!!! DONT YOU EVER RUN YOUR MOUTH TO YACOOB ESPECIALLY AFTER ALL THE SLAPS I GAVE YOU TO PAY YOUR MOTHA FING BILLS!!!!
RAY JOHNSON
YACOOB HAS A THEORY
THAT EVERYTIME HE MAKES A COMMENT YOU COME SNIFFING AROUND THE CORNER WITH YOUR TWO COCAINE INFESTED NOSTRILS TRYING TO MAKE THE GREAT ONE LOOK LIKE YOU
WHICH QUITE FRANKLY IS WHAT YACOOB CONSIDERS A PIECE OF GORILLA NIPPLES FULL OF CHIMP BREAST MILK. YOU COCAINE ADDICT HEROIN ADDICTED HARLOT. HOW ABOUT YOU TAKE YOUR DOG ASS ON A WALK DOWN KNOW YOUR PLACE BOULEVARD AND TAKE A TRIP TO YACOOBS FABOULOUS REHAB CENTER FOR COCAINE ANONYMOUS. TAKE A COUPLE OF NEEDLES AND STICK EM IN YOUR ASS AND SHUT YOUR PUNK ASS UP
AND AS FOR YOU JIGSAW YOU TWISTED AND DEMENTED HORROR STORY FROM THE LAND OF FAIRY TALE MONSTERS. HOW ABOUT YOU AND MICHAEL MYERS, FREDDY KUGER, AND MICHAEL JACKSON JUST BEAT IT AND FIND A NICE BED TO CRAWL UNDER AND GET CAUGHT TRYING TO MOLEST INNOCNET KIDS SO YOU CAN GO TO PRISON AND DROP THE SOAP YOU 24 KAROT GOLD PIECE OF HUMAN SHIT.
HALLELLUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU CAN'T COMPETE WITH THE STELLAR ATHLETE!!!!!
A SLAP FROM YACOOB IS WORTH A MILLION DOLLARS!!!!!!
HERE'S TO ALL THREE OF YOUR FUTURES
 JIGSAW, RAY JOHNSON, AND EDDER'S FUTURES
NOTHING BUT A GOLDEN SHOWER OF GLORY FOR YOU  'S
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The Great Yacoob - Age 27
Fighting Career - 4/18/2006 - Present
7 Years Active
From - Henan Province, China
Fighting Style - Shaolin Kung Fu - Six Harmonies Fist
*CLASSIC YACOOB QUOTES*
1. I JUST MADE YOUR ASS FAMOUS
2. NEXT TIME TRAIN HARDER SO THE ASS WHIPPIN LASTS LONGER
3. KNOW YOUR PLACE AND EAT YOUR YACOOB FLAKES, PART OF A SLAPPING GOOD BREAKFAST
4. A SLAP FROM YACOOB IS WORTH A MILLION DOLLARS
6. YOU NEED REHAB BECAUSE YOU ARE AN OFFICIAL YACOOBAHOLIC
7. GREATNESS HAS ENTERED
8. NEVER, NEVER, WHATSOEVER
9. YOU COLON TO A MONKEY'S ANUS
10. GET YOUR ASS WHIPPED SUMBITCH!!!
11. YACOOB WILL SLAP YOUR ASS FAMOUS AND NAMELESS IN THE NAME OF GREATNESS
12. GREATNESS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING!
13. OPEN YOUR MOUTH SUMBITCH YACOOB'S GOTTA TAKE A LEAK!!
14. YOU CAN'T COMPETE WITH THE STELLAR ATHLETE
15. SALUTE THE TRUTH, THE GREAT YACOOB
TITLE HISTORY including Accounts Yacoob, Quote, The Drift, The Great Yacoob,
OBA - 13 Crowns
OBF - 13 Crowns
OBW - 2 Crowns
OBC - 0 Crowns
North American - 1 Crowns
South American - 3 Crowns
European - 0 Crowns
Total Title Achievements - 32 Crowns
Total Title Defenses - 70 Times
Yacoob or better known as The Great Yacoob is the most controversial fighter in online boxing history. Hailing from The Shaolin Temple in China, Never has anyone had such a large audience of fans both attendants and fighters alike.
The Great Yacoob started out as a simple fighter like most fighting their way to become champion but after a few losses, The Great Yacoob began to unleash his frustration through witty insults, Comedy, and in ring entertainment that caused an uproar in the beginning, but soon made him the most famous and iconic online boxing fighter of all time.
His first feud started with Couture he called Penis Sniff Couture online boxing's male underwear sniffing mascot that spawned his first series of quotes such as, "I JUST MADE YOUR ASS FAMOUS", "NEXT TIME TRAIN HARDER SO THE ASS WHIPPIN LASTS LONGER", "KNOW YOUR PLACE AND EAT YOUR YACOOB FLAKES PART OF A SLAPPING GOOD BREAKFAST", HALELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN, ALL WORDS ARE FINAL" and many more....The Great Yacoob became an idol, a representative of The Online Boxing World filling seats with his presence and charismatic persona. During times of Online Boxings decline The Great Yacoob was responsible on many occasions to boost ratings, revive the excitement, and utterly save the business countless times in times of economic hardship.
The Great Yacoob's first title victory came by way of Defeating Fernando Vargas for the North American title on Two occassions. The Great Yacoob's championship glory was short lived and soon after he founded a new friendship with a good friend and later rival Serious Business forming the first ever group in the business called the Drama Clique. Never before had any two individuals ever stirred up as much trouble and rivalries as these two. After years of friendship the two fell out and the rivalry lasted over a year of heated battles both suffering losses and prevailing in victories. The Great Yacoob's fame overshadowed Serious Businesse's when he went on to win his first World Championship, the OBW title against Sugar Ray who shortly regained the title back in a rematch and defeated The Great Yacoob in back to back defenses. The Great Yacoob was counted out as a loser but regained his footing when he began reestablishing his prominence through psychological warfare that was only mastered by the one and only Muhammed Ali. The Great Yacoob's sold out events surpassed all the greats including Hall Of Famers. The Great Yacoob's losses outweighed his victories and it seemed his career was at a loss until he defeated Felix Trinidad for the South American title and did the same against TooSmooth. The Great Yacoob had the greatest rivalries of all time with the most fighters of all time ranging from his first Couture, Serious Business, Red Viper whom he fought a record 200 times, Nigel Benn whom he defeated for the OBA Championship, Unstoppable whom he defeated for the OBA Championship, Ken Norton, Black Bear, Ray Johnson, Mikkel (The Owner), Don King Promotions (The President), Squeezed Head, King Chopper, and more. The Great Yacoob was also the founding member and leader of the legendary, The Black Fist Family that was a leauge of fighters competing against the cunning and powerful Pound For Pound Gym headed by Rocky Marciano. Both Gyms defeated one another respectively and the war lasted a long 6 months.
Later The Great Yacoob began to have emotional breakdowns and alcoholic problems and began losing not only fights but his inspiration and confidence in fighting. He retired countless times returning only to lose more fights as his ratings fell but never his respect nor his fans. The Great Yacoob returned again only to dissipate for his longest absence in 2010 and than later returned in 2011.
Upon his return his victories became prominent once again as he rose to the ranks eventually defeating the most dominant fighter A Punching Bag for the OBF Title. It was short lived after he lost his title to the TRPCHE but a month later he reclaimed his glory defeating Poyo562 and having a 21 win streak and 14 defenses thus far The Great Yacoob met his match Mr. Goat in a non title bout losing but came back to defeat him 4 times. Later he suffered a multitude of losses to The Sniper, whom beat him for the OBF Title but lost it 24 hours later to A Punching Bag. The Great Yacoob refusing to quit fought A Punching Bag for the OBF Championship winning it against him making it the second time A Punching Bag handed him the belt. After his showdowns The Great Yacoob made a vow to The Celibate Lifestyle of a Monk and refused to ignite his showboating ego for the entertaining of the masses any longer. Currently fresher than ever and more powerful of a fighter nobody can ever deny the historical, spiritual, hilarious, and emotional journey and career of this young man known as The Great Yacoob.
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04/08/2008 13:26:50
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Ray Johnson
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The Great Yacoob wrote:I have a pattern for all three of you
YACOOB TAKES HIS RIGHT HAND
HE PUTS SOME PEPPER ON IT AS WELL AS A BLESSING FROM THE GREAT YANU
TURNS AROUND TO A 150 DEGREE ANGLE WITH HIS HAND CRANKED ALL THE WAY BACK
AND LETS HER RIP SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPP
YACOOB IS TALKING ABOUT SLAPPING THE THREE OF YOU NOODEL BOOTY PLAYSKOOL SUMBITCHES SO HARD THAT YOUR GHOST WILL FEEL IT
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AND IS THAT THE BEST YOU CAN DO?
TALK ABOUT YACOOBS HAIR AND SUICIDE?
BRING SOMETHING BETTER THAN THAT EDDER YOU PUNK BITCH
YOU SALIVA PISS OF A MONKEY'S HERPES ANUS
HOW DARE YOU EVEN RESPOND KNOWING YOU CAME FROM A POOR FAMILY THAT HAD TO EAT ON DIRT FLOORS, WHILE YOUR MOTHER WAS BAKING DIRT, FROM THE DIRT ON THE GROUND THAT YOU SLEPT ON!! YACOOB HAS SEEN YOU THROW TEMPER TANTRUMS EVERYTIME YOU WET YOUR DIAPER OR SHIIT ON YOURSELF SO HOW ABOUT YOU INSTEAD OF PUTTING A SOCK IN IT AND SHUTTING THE HELL UP YOU STICK A DICK IN IT AND SHUT THE COCK UP!! YOU MORE THAN ANYBODY DESERVES TO GET THAT ASS WHIPPED FROM HERE TO EDDER SAN DIEGHOE CALIFORNUTS. YOU UGLY 3RD CLASS CITIZEN THAT ALWAYS GOT A LUMP OF COAL FOR CHRISTMAS AND A BEDSHEET AS A HALLOWEEN COSTUME EVERY YEAR. YOU PIECE OF ASS PUNK SUMBITCH THAT GOT ONE CHICKEN WING ON THANKSGIVING TO SHARE WITH A FAMILY OF 20!!!!! DONT YOU EVER RUN YOUR MOUTH TO YACOOB ESPECIALLY AFTER ALL THE SLAPS I GAVE YOU TO PAY YOUR MOTHA FING BILLS!!!!
RAY JOHNSON
YACOOB HAS A THEORY
THAT EVERYTIME HE MAKES A COMMENT YOU COME SNIFFING AROUND THE CORNER WITH YOUR TWO COCAINE INFESTED NOSTRILS TRYING TO MAKE THE GREAT ONE LOOK LIKE YOU
WHICH QUITE FRANKLY IS WHAT YACOOB CONSIDERS A PIECE OF GORILLA NIPPLES FULL OF CHIMP BREAST MILK. YOU COCAINE ADDICT HEROIN ADDICTED HARLOT. HOW ABOUT YOU TAKE YOUR DOG ASS ON A WALK DOWN KNOW YOUR PLACE BOULEVARD AND TAKE A TRIP TO YACOOBS FABOULOUS REHAB CENTER FOR COCAINE ANONYMOUS. TAKE A COUPLE OF NEEDLES AND STICK EM IN YOUR ASS AND SHUT YOUR PUNK ASS UP
AND AS FOR YOU JIGSAW YOU TWISTED AND DEMENTED HORROR STORY FROM THE LAND OF FAIRY TALE MONSTERS. HOW ABOUT YOU AND MICHAEL MYERS, FREDDY KUGER, AND MICHAEL JACKSON JUST BEAT IT AND FIND A NICE BED TO CRAWL UNDER AND GET CAUGHT TRYING TO MOLEST INNOCNET KIDS SO YOU CAN GO TO PRISON AND DROP THE SOAP YOU 24 KAROT GOLD PIECE OF HUMAN SHIT.
HALLELLUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU CAN'T COMPETE WITH THE STELLAR ATHLETE!!!!!
A SLAP FROM YACOOB IS WORTH A MILLION DOLLARS!!!!!!
HERE'S TO ALL THREE OF YOUR FUTURES
JIGSAW, RAY JOHNSON, AND EDDER'S FUTURES
NOTHING BUT A GOLDEN SHOWER OF GLORY FOR YOU 'S
Well that's a bunch of phail rolled in one.
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04/08/2008 14:09:11
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kuyajosh
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The Great Yacoob wrote:I have a pattern for all three of you
YACOOB TAKES HIS RIGHT HAND
HE PUTS SOME PEPPER ON IT AS WELL AS A BLESSING FROM THE GREAT YANU
TURNS AROUND TO A 150 DEGREE ANGLE WITH HIS HAND CRANKED ALL THE WAY BACK
AND LETS HER RIP SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPP
YACOOB IS TALKING ABOUT SLAPPING THE THREE OF YOU NOODEL BOOTY PLAYSKOOL SUMBITCHES SO HARD THAT YOUR GHOST WILL FEEL IT
AND IS THAT THE BEST YOU CAN DO?
TALK ABOUT YACOOBS HAIR AND SUICIDE?
BRING SOMETHING BETTER THAN THAT EDDER YOU PUNK BITCH
YOU SALIVA PISS OF A MONKEY'S HERPES ANUS
HOW DARE YOU EVEN RESPOND KNOWING YOU CAME FROM A POOR FAMILY THAT HAD TO EAT ON DIRT FLOORS, WHILE YOUR MOTHER WAS BAKING DIRT, FROM THE DIRT ON THE GROUND THAT YOU SLEPT ON!! YACOOB HAS SEEN YOU THROW TEMPER TANTRUMS EVERYTIME YOU WET YOUR DIAPER OR SHIIT ON YOURSELF SO HOW ABOUT YOU INSTEAD OF PUTTING A SOCK IN IT AND SHUTTING THE HELL UP YOU STICK A DICK IN IT AND SHUT THE COCK UP!! YOU MORE THAN ANYBODY DESERVES TO GET THAT ASS WHIPPED FROM HERE TO EDDER SAN DIEGHOE CALIFORNUTS. YOU UGLY 3RD CLASS CITIZEN THAT ALWAYS GOT A LUMP OF COAL FOR CHRISTMAS AND A BEDSHEET AS A HALLOWEEN COSTUME EVERY YEAR. YOU PIECE OF ASS PUNK SUMBITCH THAT GOT ONE CHICKEN WING ON THANKSGIVING TO SHARE WITH A FAMILY OF 20!!!!! DONT YOU EVER RUN YOUR MOUTH TO YACOOB ESPECIALLY AFTER ALL THE SLAPS I GAVE YOU TO PAY YOUR MOTHA FING BILLS!!!!
RAY JOHNSON
YACOOB HAS A THEORY
THAT EVERYTIME HE MAKES A COMMENT YOU COME SNIFFING AROUND THE CORNER WITH YOUR TWO COCAINE INFESTED NOSTRILS TRYING TO MAKE THE GREAT ONE LOOK LIKE YOU
WHICH QUITE FRANKLY IS WHAT YACOOB CONSIDERS A PIECE OF GORILLA NIPPLES FULL OF CHIMP BREAST MILK. YOU COCAINE ADDICT HEROIN ADDICTED HARLOT. HOW ABOUT YOU TAKE YOUR DOG ASS ON A WALK DOWN KNOW YOUR PLACE BOULEVARD AND TAKE A TRIP TO YACOOBS FABOULOUS REHAB CENTER FOR COCAINE ANONYMOUS. TAKE A COUPLE OF NEEDLES AND STICK EM IN YOUR ASS AND SHUT YOUR PUNK ASS UP
AND AS FOR YOU JIGSAW YOU TWISTED AND DEMENTED HORROR STORY FROM THE LAND OF FAIRY TALE MONSTERS. HOW ABOUT YOU AND MICHAEL MYERS, FREDDY KUGER, AND MICHAEL JACKSON JUST BEAT IT AND FIND A NICE BED TO CRAWL UNDER AND GET CAUGHT TRYING TO MOLEST INNOCNET KIDS SO YOU CAN GO TO PRISON AND DROP THE SOAP YOU 24 KAROT GOLD PIECE OF HUMAN SHIT.
HALLELLUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU CAN'T COMPETE WITH THE STELLAR ATHLETE!!!!!
A SLAP FROM YACOOB IS WORTH A MILLION DOLLARS!!!!!!
HERE'S TO ALL THREE OF YOUR FUTURES
JIGSAW, RAY JOHNSON, AND EDDER'S FUTURES
NOTHING BUT A GOLDEN SHOWER OF GLORY FOR YOU 'S
lmao. owned.
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04/08/2008 14:38:26
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EDDIE54
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Well red head punk shut ur million dollar mouth or ill smack that shit off stfu yacoob ur a sucidal prick KILL UR SLEL!!
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