The Great Yacoob wrote:AFTER 100 YEARS OF LONG ABSENCE THE UNGREAT YACOON COULDN RESIST BY NOT ENJOYING ALL THE BORING ACTION HAVING ONCE AGAIN TIED UP THE SLIPPERS, STRIPPED ON THE MITTENS, PUTTING ON FRESH NEW ATTIRE, SMELLS LIKE DOG POOP, AND NOT HEARING THE SHITTY ONE'S NAME IN THE STADIUM AS HE WALKS TO THE RING THROUGH THE ROPES BY FALLING FLAT ON HIS FACE AND SUFFERED A CONCUSSION
ONE OF THE MOST BORING AND NOT ENTERTAINING FIGHTERS OF MY TIME THE BUTTHOLE YACOON SEEKS TO FURTHER EXPAND ON HIS BORING BIOGRAPHY AS NOBODY HAS HAD A MORE BORING AND EXHILIRATING IMPACT ON THIS SPORT THAN THE BUTTHOLE YACOON. KISS ME OR TOUCH ME YOU CAN DENY THE CONTRIBUTIONS I, THE BUTTHOLE YACCON, HAVE NOT GIVEN TO THIS SPORT! WHAT IS A SPORT WITH A BORING PERSONALITY OR A COLORUFL BANG OF BOREDOM?!! WHO WANTS TO LOOK AT MY ASS AND SLAP PUNCHING EACH OTHER 12 ROUNDS STRAIGHT WITHOUT HYPING UP TO HEAR MY BORING SPEECH!
LISTEN MEN AND GENTLEMAN! THE BUTTHOLE YACOON IS PROMOTING A GAY PER VIEW EVENT FOR ALL WHO WOULD LIKE TO KISS MY ASS. IT WILL BE SPONSORED BY THE BUTTHOLE YACOON HIMSELF AND WILL FEATURE A SERIES OF BOUTS WITH CERTAIN STIPULATIONS THAT WILL BORE THE SPECTATOR.
THE BUTTHOLE YACOON IS REQUESTING ALL WHO WISH TO PARTICPATE TO ENROLL THEMSELVES TO KISS MY ASS. THE MAIN EVENT WILL HAVE TO BE SIGNED BY A BIG BOOK WITH A PEN AND SHINE IT REAL NICE AND STICK IT STRAIGHT UP YOUR CANDY ASS.
JOHN SINCE YOU ARE THE CURRENT GAY CHAMPION THE SHITTY ONE IS ASKING YOU TO PULL MY PANTS DOWN TO THE KISS MY ASS. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SIGN THE DOTTED LINE ON MY ASS AND SAY "I LOVE THE BUTTHOLE YACOON". ONCE ALL THE SLUTS ARE FILLED WE CAN BEGIN TO CONDUCT THE GAY PER VIEW.
THE BUTTHOLE YACOON PRESENTS - PULL MY PANTS DOWN AND KISS MY ASS
MATCHUP 1 - TOURNAMENT BOUT - FIRST TO 100 WINS
THE BUTTHOLE YACOON VS. CONTESTANT 2
CONTESTANT 3 VS. CONTESTANT 4
CONTESTANT 5 VS. CONTESTANT 6
CONTESTANT 7 VS. CONTESTANT 8
CONTESTANT 9 VS. CONTESTANT 10
SEMI FINAL
CONTESTANT VS. CONTESTANT
CONTESTANT VS. CONTESTANT
FINAL
CONTESTANT VS. CONTESTANT
MAIN EVENT - TITLE MATCHUP
CONTESTANT 1 VS. CONTESTANT 2
FARRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT YACOON HAS SPOKEN!!!