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WELCOME ONE AND ALL TO THE GREAT YACOOB STORIES AS HE DELIVERS ANOTHER GREAT AND FABULOUS TALE ABOUT FOUR MEN THAT FOUND THEIR WAY TO A CAVE AFTER ESCAPING A RAPIST PRISON

THERE WERE FOUR SUMBITCHES NAMED, RED VIPER, CHOPPER, JIGSAW, AND CALIFORNIA KID

EACH ONE OF THEM WERE KNOWN IN THEIR NEIGHBORHOODS AS A GROUP OF FOUR LITTLE BOYS THAT WOULD WAIT UNTIL THE NIGHT FELL IN THE SKY SO THAT THEY COULD ATTACK AND BRUTALLY RAPE LITTLE BOY'S.

It is with a heavy heart how many victims they claimed UNTIL

THE GREAT YACOOB came from the sky to DELIVER JUSTICE and DELIVER FREEDOM to the TOWN OF JAMESTOWN to these poor parents that couldn't find where their children had dissapeared.

YACOOB FOUND THEM ABOUT TO RAPE ANOTHER ONE BUT STOPPED THEM BY DIPPING HIS HAND IN THE GOLD MINES OF YANU AND INSTEAD OF A SLAP FROM YACOOB BEING WORTH A MILLION DOLLARS A SLAP FROM YACOOB WAS WORTH A TRILLION DOLLARS AND SLAPPED THIER FACES ONE BY ONE BY ONE SO HARD THAT THE SKELETON WAS THEIR NEW FACE!!!!

INTO PRISON THEY WENT AFTER THE TRIAL ONLY LASTED 1 SECOND

THE JUDGE WALKED INTO THE COURT AND SLAMMED THE ANVIL
SAID GUILTY
SLAMMED THE ANVIL ONE MORE TIME
AND SAID DISMISSED

ONE NIGHT WHILE THE FOUR OF THEM WERE HAVING A HOT AND SWEATY ORGY THE GHOSTS OF THE CHILDREN CAME BACK FOR REVENGE AND INSTEAD OF KILLING THEM THE CHILDREN SAID WE HAVE SOMETHING EVEN BETTER PLANNED FOR YOU. WE'RE GOING TO SET YOU FREE INTO A SPECIAL MOUNTAIN SO THAT YOU CAN FACE THE HELL YOU FOUR WILL PAY.

SO WHEN IT WAS QUIET AND ALL INMATES WERE SLEEPING RED VIPER THE PEDOFILE, CHOPPER THE ONE THAT IMPREGNATED HIS OWN MOTHER WHILE SHE WAS SLEEPING, CALIFORNIA KID THE 2 FOOT MIDGET THAT WAS KNOWN FOR RAPING NEWBORN BABIES, AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST JIGSAW THE METAL MONSTER FROM MONSTER LAND KNOWN FOR RAPING ALL OF THE FAMOUS HORROR CHARACTERS INCLUDING POOR LITTLE CHUCKY WERE ASSISTED IN ESCAPING TO THIS MYSTERIOUS MOUNTAIN

WHEN THEY WERE BROUGHT TO THE CAVE THE CHILDREN DISSAPEARED AND THE FOUR OF THEM FOUND THEMSELVES LOST WITHOUT FOOD, CLOTHING, (LMMFAO), AND VERY VERY AFRAID.

RED VIPER BEGAN TO CRY AND SAID TO CHOPPER
RED VIPER: HEY CHOPPER. I JUST WANTED TO SAY IN CASE WE DIE THAT I'VE ALWAYS HATED YACOOB AND WANTED HIM TO DIE BECAUSE HE ALWAYS GOT ALL THE ATTENTION, ALL THE FANS, AND EVEN DESPITE ME BEATING HIM FOR SOME REASON THE ONLY THING THAT EVER GAVE ME ATTENTION WERE ONE LEGGED MALE PROSTITUTES WANTING TO SLEEP WITH ME FOR MY MONEY. THE WAY YOU CAME TO MY AID DURING THOSE HARSH AND COLD YEARS WAS SOO........SWEET......AND CUTE...

CHOPPER SAID: DONT WORRY. YACOOB IS NOTHING BUT A PATHETIC AND UGLY RED HEADED BLACK QUEER. HE SUCKS. AND YOU DON'T. YOUR A WONDERFUL PERSON AND I JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT FOR A LONG TIME I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING THAT WAS ON MY MIND AND ON MY ASS.

CHOPPER SITS ON RED VIPERS LAP

MEANWHILE CHOPPER AND RED VIPER IN THE MIDDLE OF HAVING A SEXUAL ENCOUNTER REALIZE WHAT CALIFORNIA KID AND JIGSAW ARE THINKING AND LOOK OVER AT THEM BOTH OF THEM WIDE EYED AND RUBBING ON EACH OTHER SAYING AT THE SAME TIME

JIGSAW AND CALIFORNIA KID: HURRY UP GO ON AND FINISH WHAT YOU GUYS STARTED

SO CHOPPER AND RED VIPER MAKE LOVE TO EACH OTHER LIKE TO PRISON INMATES WITH CALIFORNIA KID AND JIGSAW JOINING THE PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY SANDWICH

BUT THAN RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF IT ALL A LARGE CAMERA CREW BUST IN THE CAVE WITH YACOOB AT THE HEAD OF IT ALL SAYING

YACOOB SAYS: YOU'VE ALL BEEEN BUSTED!!!!!!!!! SAY HELLO TO THE WORLD THEY ALL KNOW YOU'RE GAY NOW!!!!!!!!!! LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE BEING BROADCASTED ON CNN SO THAT YOU COULD MAKE HEADLINES AS TO WHY YOU HATE THE GREAT YACOOB SO MUCH

ITS OBVIOUS BECAUSE YACOOB ISN'T GAY AND THE FOUR OF YOU ARE!!!!!!!!
OH YEA AND THE GHOSTS WERE A COUPLE OF YACOOB'S FRIENDS PAINTED WHITE

AND GUESS WHAT THE MYSTERIOUS MOUNTAIN IS??

BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHOOOOOOOO!!!!

HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NEED YACOOB SAY MORE?

OF COURSE NOT!!!!!!

WE HAVE FOUR RAPISTS CAUGHT ON TAPE FOR THE ENTIRE WORLD TO SEE

NO WONDER YOU GUYS WIN SO MANY MATCHES ALL THAT TESTOSTERONE YOU EJACULATE INSIDE OF EACH OTHER MAKES YOU SOOOOOO HOMOSEXUALLY TOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SHOULD'VE THOUGHT TWICE BEFORE YOU OPENED YOUR MOUTH'S AND CHALLENGED THE GREAT ONE!!!

The Great Yacoob - Age 27
Fighting Career - 4/18/2006 - Present
7 Years Active
From - Henan Province, China
Fighting Style - Shaolin Kung Fu - Six Harmonies Fist

*CLASSIC YACOOB QUOTES*

1. I JUST MADE YOUR ASS FAMOUS

2. NEXT TIME TRAIN HARDER SO THE ASS WHIPPIN LASTS LONGER

3. KNOW YOUR PLACE AND EAT YOUR YACOOB FLAKES, PART OF A SLAPPING GOOD BREAKFAST

4. A SLAP FROM YACOOB IS WORTH A MILLION DOLLARS

6. YOU NEED REHAB BECAUSE YOU ARE AN OFFICIAL YACOOBAHOLIC

7. GREATNESS HAS ENTERED

8. NEVER, NEVER, WHATSOEVER

9. YOU COLON TO A MONKEY'S ANUS

10. GET YOUR ASS WHIPPED SUMBITCH!!!

11. YACOOB WILL SLAP YOUR ASS FAMOUS AND NAMELESS IN THE NAME OF GREATNESS

12. GREATNESS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING!

13. OPEN YOUR MOUTH SUMBITCH YACOOB'S GOTTA TAKE A LEAK!!

14. YOU CAN'T COMPETE WITH THE STELLAR ATHLETE

15. SALUTE THE TRUTH, THE GREAT YACOOB

TITLE HISTORY including Accounts Yacoob, Quote, The Drift, The Great Yacoob,

OBA - 13 Crowns
OBF - 13 Crowns
OBW - 2 Crowns
OBC - 0 Crowns
North American - 1 Crowns
South American - 3 Crowns
European - 0 Crowns

Total Title Achievements - 32 Crowns
Total Title Defenses - 70 Times

Yacoob or better known as The Great Yacoob is the most controversial fighter in online boxing history. Hailing from The Shaolin Temple in China, Never has anyone had such a large audience of fans both attendants and fighters alike.
The Great Yacoob started out as a simple fighter like most fighting their way to become champion but after a few losses, The Great Yacoob began to unleash his frustration through witty insults, Comedy, and in ring entertainment that caused an uproar in the beginning, but soon made him the most famous and iconic online boxing fighter of all time.
His first feud started with Couture he called Penis Sniff Couture online boxing's male underwear sniffing mascot that spawned his first series of quotes such as, "I JUST MADE YOUR ASS FAMOUS", "NEXT TIME TRAIN HARDER SO THE ASS WHIPPIN LASTS LONGER", "KNOW YOUR PLACE AND EAT YOUR YACOOB FLAKES PART OF A SLAPPING GOOD BREAKFAST", HALELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN, ALL WORDS ARE FINAL" and many more....The Great Yacoob became an idol, a representative of The Online Boxing World filling seats with his presence and charismatic persona. During times of Online Boxings decline The Great Yacoob was responsible on many occasions to boost ratings, revive the excitement, and utterly save the business countless times in times of economic hardship.
The Great Yacoob's first title victory came by way of Defeating Fernando Vargas for the North American title on Two occassions. The Great Yacoob's championship glory was short lived and soon after he founded a new friendship with a good friend and later rival Serious Business forming the first ever group in the business called the Drama Clique. Never before had any two individuals ever stirred up as much trouble and rivalries as these two. After years of friendship the two fell out and the rivalry lasted over a year of heated battles both suffering losses and prevailing in victories. The Great Yacoob's fame overshadowed Serious Businesse's when he went on to win his first World Championship, the OBW title against Sugar Ray who shortly regained the title back in a rematch and defeated The Great Yacoob in back to back defenses. The Great Yacoob was counted out as a loser but regained his footing when he began reestablishing his prominence through psychological warfare that was only mastered by the one and only Muhammed Ali. The Great Yacoob's sold out events surpassed all the greats including Hall Of Famers. The Great Yacoob's losses outweighed his victories and it seemed his career was at a loss until he defeated Felix Trinidad for the South American title and did the same against TooSmooth. The Great Yacoob had the greatest rivalries of all time with the most fighters of all time ranging from his first Couture, Serious Business, Red Viper whom he fought a record 200 times, Nigel Benn whom he defeated for the OBA Championship, Unstoppable whom he defeated for the OBA Championship, Ken Norton, Black Bear, Ray Johnson, Mikkel (The Owner), Don King Promotions (The President), Squeezed Head, King Chopper, and more. The Great Yacoob was also the founding member and leader of the legendary, The Black Fist Family that was a leauge of fighters competing against the cunning and powerful Pound For Pound Gym headed by Rocky Marciano. Both Gyms defeated one another respectively and the war lasted a long 6 months.
Later The Great Yacoob began to have emotional breakdowns and alcoholic problems and began losing not only fights but his inspiration and confidence in fighting. He retired countless times returning only to lose more fights as his ratings fell but never his respect nor his fans. The Great Yacoob returned again only to dissipate for his longest absence in 2010 and than later returned in 2011.
Upon his return his victories became prominent once again as he rose to the ranks eventually defeating the most dominant fighter A Punching Bag for the OBF Title. It was short lived after he lost his title to the TRPCHE but a month later he reclaimed his glory defeating Poyo562 and having a 21 win streak and 14 defenses thus far The Great Yacoob met his match Mr. Goat in a non title bout losing but came back to defeat him 4 times. Later he suffered a multitude of losses to The Sniper, whom beat him for the OBF Title but lost it 24 hours later to A Punching Bag. The Great Yacoob refusing to quit fought A Punching Bag for the OBF Championship winning it against him making it the second time A Punching Bag handed him the belt. After his showdowns The Great Yacoob made a vow to The Celibate Lifestyle of a Monk and refused to ignite his showboating ego for the entertaining of the masses any longer. Currently fresher than ever and more powerful of a fighter nobody can ever deny the historical, spiritual, hilarious, and emotional journey and career of this young man known as The Great Yacoob.


[Post New]06/08/2008 18:35:14
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Stfu u redheaded racist punk go get rapped by an ape u molester Ur a piece of HorseCrap ready to get stepped on by my Boots u reatard get a life instead of writing this kinda of bullshit LMAO ok i read it damn that crap made me piss my damn pants lmao!! omfg yacoob get a girl a do somethhing with her u need it fo sure

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[Post New]06/08/2008 18:42:19
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YOU CAN'T READ???
OH YACOOB APOLOGIZES LET THE GREAT ONE GIVE YOU A SHORT SYNOPSIS ABOUT THIS WONDERFUL STORY

ITS ABOUT YOU, YOUR BOYFRIEND CHOPPER, YOUR BOYFRIEND VIPER, AND YOUR METAL BOYFRIEND JIGSAW

IT INVOLVES HOW YOU GUYS WERE RAPING BOYS, WERE BROUGHT TO JUSTICE BY YOURS TRULY, AND SENT TO A MYSTERIOUS MOUNTAIN
THIS MOUNTAIN WAS KNOWN FOR HELPING MEN EMBRACE THEIR TRUE SELVES. SO YOU GUYS ENGAGED IN A FOURSOME WERE CAUGHT ON TAPE AND BROADCASTED ON CNN BY THE GREAT YACOOB TO EXPOSE YOUR RAINBOW COLORS.

OK?
GOOD!!!
The Great Yacoob - Age 27
Fighting Career - 4/18/2006 - Present
7 Years Active
From - Henan Province, China
Fighting Style - Shaolin Kung Fu - Six Harmonies Fist

*CLASSIC YACOOB QUOTES*

1. I JUST MADE YOUR ASS FAMOUS

2. NEXT TIME TRAIN HARDER SO THE ASS WHIPPIN LASTS LONGER

3. KNOW YOUR PLACE AND EAT YOUR YACOOB FLAKES, PART OF A SLAPPING GOOD BREAKFAST

4. A SLAP FROM YACOOB IS WORTH A MILLION DOLLARS

6. YOU NEED REHAB BECAUSE YOU ARE AN OFFICIAL YACOOBAHOLIC

7. GREATNESS HAS ENTERED

8. NEVER, NEVER, WHATSOEVER

9. YOU COLON TO A MONKEY'S ANUS

10. GET YOUR ASS WHIPPED SUMBITCH!!!

11. YACOOB WILL SLAP YOUR ASS FAMOUS AND NAMELESS IN THE NAME OF GREATNESS

12. GREATNESS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING!

13. OPEN YOUR MOUTH SUMBITCH YACOOB'S GOTTA TAKE A LEAK!!

14. YOU CAN'T COMPETE WITH THE STELLAR ATHLETE

15. SALUTE THE TRUTH, THE GREAT YACOOB

TITLE HISTORY including Accounts Yacoob, Quote, The Drift, The Great Yacoob,

OBA - 13 Crowns
OBF - 13 Crowns
OBW - 2 Crowns
OBC - 0 Crowns
North American - 1 Crowns
South American - 3 Crowns
European - 0 Crowns

Total Title Achievements - 32 Crowns
Total Title Defenses - 70 Times

Yacoob or better known as The Great Yacoob is the most controversial fighter in online boxing history. Hailing from The Shaolin Temple in China, Never has anyone had such a large audience of fans both attendants and fighters alike.
The Great Yacoob started out as a simple fighter like most fighting their way to become champion but after a few losses, The Great Yacoob began to unleash his frustration through witty insults, Comedy, and in ring entertainment that caused an uproar in the beginning, but soon made him the most famous and iconic online boxing fighter of all time.
His first feud started with Couture he called Penis Sniff Couture online boxing's male underwear sniffing mascot that spawned his first series of quotes such as, "I JUST MADE YOUR ASS FAMOUS", "NEXT TIME TRAIN HARDER SO THE ASS WHIPPIN LASTS LONGER", "KNOW YOUR PLACE AND EAT YOUR YACOOB FLAKES PART OF A SLAPPING GOOD BREAKFAST", HALELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN, ALL WORDS ARE FINAL" and many more....The Great Yacoob became an idol, a representative of The Online Boxing World filling seats with his presence and charismatic persona. During times of Online Boxings decline The Great Yacoob was responsible on many occasions to boost ratings, revive the excitement, and utterly save the business countless times in times of economic hardship.
The Great Yacoob's first title victory came by way of Defeating Fernando Vargas for the North American title on Two occassions. The Great Yacoob's championship glory was short lived and soon after he founded a new friendship with a good friend and later rival Serious Business forming the first ever group in the business called the Drama Clique. Never before had any two individuals ever stirred up as much trouble and rivalries as these two. After years of friendship the two fell out and the rivalry lasted over a year of heated battles both suffering losses and prevailing in victories. The Great Yacoob's fame overshadowed Serious Businesse's when he went on to win his first World Championship, the OBW title against Sugar Ray who shortly regained the title back in a rematch and defeated The Great Yacoob in back to back defenses. The Great Yacoob was counted out as a loser but regained his footing when he began reestablishing his prominence through psychological warfare that was only mastered by the one and only Muhammed Ali. The Great Yacoob's sold out events surpassed all the greats including Hall Of Famers. The Great Yacoob's losses outweighed his victories and it seemed his career was at a loss until he defeated Felix Trinidad for the South American title and did the same against TooSmooth. The Great Yacoob had the greatest rivalries of all time with the most fighters of all time ranging from his first Couture, Serious Business, Red Viper whom he fought a record 200 times, Nigel Benn whom he defeated for the OBA Championship, Unstoppable whom he defeated for the OBA Championship, Ken Norton, Black Bear, Ray Johnson, Mikkel (The Owner), Don King Promotions (The President), Squeezed Head, King Chopper, and more. The Great Yacoob was also the founding member and leader of the legendary, The Black Fist Family that was a leauge of fighters competing against the cunning and powerful Pound For Pound Gym headed by Rocky Marciano. Both Gyms defeated one another respectively and the war lasted a long 6 months.
Later The Great Yacoob began to have emotional breakdowns and alcoholic problems and began losing not only fights but his inspiration and confidence in fighting. He retired countless times returning only to lose more fights as his ratings fell but never his respect nor his fans. The Great Yacoob returned again only to dissipate for his longest absence in 2010 and than later returned in 2011.
Upon his return his victories became prominent once again as he rose to the ranks eventually defeating the most dominant fighter A Punching Bag for the OBF Title. It was short lived after he lost his title to the TRPCHE but a month later he reclaimed his glory defeating Poyo562 and having a 21 win streak and 14 defenses thus far The Great Yacoob met his match Mr. Goat in a non title bout losing but came back to defeat him 4 times. Later he suffered a multitude of losses to The Sniper, whom beat him for the OBF Title but lost it 24 hours later to A Punching Bag. The Great Yacoob refusing to quit fought A Punching Bag for the OBF Championship winning it against him making it the second time A Punching Bag handed him the belt. After his showdowns The Great Yacoob made a vow to The Celibate Lifestyle of a Monk and refused to ignite his showboating ego for the entertaining of the masses any longer. Currently fresher than ever and more powerful of a fighter nobody can ever deny the historical, spiritual, hilarious, and emotional journey and career of this young man known as The Great Yacoob.


[Post New]06/08/2008 18:44:50
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The Great Yacoob wrote:WELCOME ONE AND ALL TO THE GREAT YACOOB STORIES AS HE DELIVERS ANOTHER GREAT AND FABULOUS TALE ABOUT FOUR MEN THAT FOUND THEIR WAY TO A CAVE AFTER ESCAPING A RAPIST PRISON

THERE WERE FOUR SUMBITCHES NAMED, RED VIPER, CHOPPER, JIGSAW, AND CALIFORNIA KID

EACH ONE OF THEM WERE KNOWN IN THEIR NEIGHBORHOODS AS A GROUP OF FOUR LITTLE BOYS THAT WOULD WAIT UNTIL THE NIGHT FELL IN THE SKY SO THAT THEY COULD ATTACK AND BRUTALLY RAPE LITTLE BOY'S.

It is with a heavy heart how many victims they claimed UNTIL

THE GREAT YACOOB came from the sky to DELIVER JUSTICE and DELIVER FREEDOM to the TOWN OF JAMESTOWN to these poor parents that couldn't find where their children had dissapeared.

YACOOB FOUND THEM ABOUT TO RAPE ANOTHER ONE BUT STOPPED THEM BY DIPPING HIS HAND IN THE GOLD MINES OF YANU AND INSTEAD OF A SLAP FROM YACOOB BEING WORTH A MILLION DOLLARS A SLAP FROM YACOOB WAS WORTH A TRILLION DOLLARS AND SLAPPED THIER FACES ONE BY ONE BY ONE SO HARD THAT THE SKELETON WAS THEIR NEW FACE!!!!

INTO PRISON THEY WENT AFTER THE TRIAL ONLY LASTED 1 SECOND

THE JUDGE WALKED INTO THE COURT AND SLAMMED THE ANVIL
SAID GUILTY
SLAMMED THE ANVIL ONE MORE TIME
AND SAID DISMISSED

ONE NIGHT WHILE THE FOUR OF THEM WERE HAVING A HOT AND SWEATY ORGY THE GHOSTS OF THE CHILDREN CAME BACK FOR REVENGE AND INSTEAD OF KILLING THEM THE CHILDREN SAID WE HAVE SOMETHING EVEN BETTER PLANNED FOR YOU. WE'RE GOING TO SET YOU FREE INTO A SPECIAL MOUNTAIN SO THAT YOU CAN FACE THE HELL YOU FOUR WILL PAY.

SO WHEN IT WAS QUIET AND ALL INMATES WERE SLEEPING RED VIPER THE PEDOFILE, CHOPPER THE ONE THAT IMPREGNATED HIS OWN MOTHER WHILE SHE WAS SLEEPING, CALIFORNIA KID THE 2 FOOT MIDGET THAT WAS KNOWN FOR RAPING NEWBORN BABIES, AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST JIGSAW THE METAL MONSTER FROM MONSTER LAND KNOWN FOR RAPING ALL OF THE FAMOUS HORROR CHARACTERS INCLUDING POOR LITTLE CHUCKY WERE ASSISTED IN ESCAPING TO THIS MYSTERIOUS MOUNTAIN

WHEN THEY WERE BROUGHT TO THE CAVE THE CHILDREN DISSAPEARED AND THE FOUR OF THEM FOUND THEMSELVES LOST WITHOUT FOOD, CLOTHING, (LMMFAO), AND VERY VERY AFRAID.

RED VIPER BEGAN TO CRY AND SAID TO CHOPPER
RED VIPER: HEY CHOPPER. I JUST WANTED TO SAY IN CASE WE DIE THAT I'VE ALWAYS HATED YACOOB AND WANTED HIM TO DIE BECAUSE HE ALWAYS GOT ALL THE ATTENTION, ALL THE FANS, AND EVEN DESPITE ME BEATING HIM FOR SOME REASON THE ONLY THING THAT EVER GAVE ME ATTENTION WERE ONE LEGGED MALE PROSTITUTES WANTING TO SLEEP WITH ME FOR MY MONEY. THE WAY YOU CAME TO MY AID DURING THOSE HARSH AND COLD YEARS WAS SOO........SWEET......AND CUTE...

CHOPPER SAID: DONT WORRY. YACOOB IS NOTHING BUT A PATHETIC AND UGLY RED HEADED BLACK QUEER. HE SUCKS. AND YOU DON'T. YOUR A WONDERFUL PERSON AND I JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT FOR A LONG TIME I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING THAT WAS ON MY MIND AND ON MY ASS.

CHOPPER SITS ON RED VIPERS LAP

MEANWHILE CHOPPER AND RED VIPER IN THE MIDDLE OF HAVING A SEXUAL ENCOUNTER REALIZE WHAT CALIFORNIA KID AND JIGSAW ARE THINKING AND LOOK OVER AT THEM BOTH OF THEM WIDE EYED AND RUBBING ON EACH OTHER SAYING AT THE SAME TIME

JIGSAW AND CALIFORNIA KID: HURRY UP GO ON AND FINISH WHAT YOU GUYS STARTED

SO CHOPPER AND RED VIPER MAKE LOVE TO EACH OTHER LIKE TO PRISON INMATES WITH CALIFORNIA KID AND JIGSAW JOINING THE PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY SANDWICH

BUT THAN RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF IT ALL A LARGE CAMERA CREW BUST IN THE CAVE WITH YACOOB AT THE HEAD OF IT ALL SAYING

YACOOB SAYS: YOU'VE ALL BEEEN BUSTED!!!!!!!!! SAY HELLO TO THE WORLD THEY ALL KNOW YOU'RE GAY NOW!!!!!!!!!! LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE BEING BROADCASTED ON CNN SO THAT YOU COULD MAKE HEADLINES AS TO WHY YOU HATE THE GREAT YACOOB SO MUCH

ITS OBVIOUS BECAUSE YACOOB ISN'T GAY AND THE FOUR OF YOU ARE!!!!!!!!
OH YEA AND THE GHOSTS WERE A COUPLE OF YACOOB'S FRIENDS PAINTED WHITE

AND GUESS WHAT THE MYSTERIOUS MOUNTAIN IS??

BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHOOOOOOOO!!!!

HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NEED YACOOB SAY MORE?

OF COURSE NOT!!!!!!

WE HAVE FOUR RAPISTS CAUGHT ON TAPE FOR THE ENTIRE WORLD TO SEE

NO WONDER YOU GUYS WIN SO MANY MATCHES ALL THAT TESTOSTERONE YOU EJACULATE INSIDE OF EACH OTHER MAKES YOU SOOOOOO HOMOSEXUALLY TOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SHOULD'VE THOUGHT TWICE BEFORE YOU OPENED YOUR MOUTH'S AND CHALLENGED THE GREAT ONE!!!



http://onlineboxing.net/applet/?fight_id=705059

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Here are my final words that I will say to you overrated piece of shit. "Just retire, hang up the gloves forever plus poison and go kill yourself with poison needles". Your death will be very painfully and very slowly because I am your poison.

Go eat shit and go stab yourself thousands of diferent places in your pathetic and weak body.
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16 time OBC Champ
8 time OBA Champ
7 time OBW Champ
4 time SA Champ
2 time NA Champ
2 time OBF Champ
Number One KO Artist in OB History
72% Winning Percentage
Member Since- February 2003
A.K.A.- Nick P., Nick Bomb, Texan Red Wolf, The Iron Dragon, Iron Claw, The Dallas Bomber, The Scorpion King, Red Destroyer, The Barbarian, and The Night Shogun.
Will be A Future HOF
OB Name- Red Viper

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Won a title by KO'ing the opponent with only Uppercuts

The Greatest KO Artist in OB History

120x Online Boxing World Champion

More than 270 defenses.

Multiple time undisputed champion

Real close of becoming superchamp

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[Post New]06/08/2008 19:09:36
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RED VIPER YOU NEED TO GET LAID BUDDY

HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!!!!!!

NEXT!!!!!
The Great Yacoob - Age 27
Fighting Career - 4/18/2006 - Present
7 Years Active
From - Henan Province, China
Fighting Style - Shaolin Kung Fu - Six Harmonies Fist

*CLASSIC YACOOB QUOTES*

1. I JUST MADE YOUR ASS FAMOUS

2. NEXT TIME TRAIN HARDER SO THE ASS WHIPPIN LASTS LONGER

3. KNOW YOUR PLACE AND EAT YOUR YACOOB FLAKES, PART OF A SLAPPING GOOD BREAKFAST

4. A SLAP FROM YACOOB IS WORTH A MILLION DOLLARS

6. YOU NEED REHAB BECAUSE YOU ARE AN OFFICIAL YACOOBAHOLIC

7. GREATNESS HAS ENTERED

8. NEVER, NEVER, WHATSOEVER

9. YOU COLON TO A MONKEY'S ANUS

10. GET YOUR ASS WHIPPED SUMBITCH!!!

11. YACOOB WILL SLAP YOUR ASS FAMOUS AND NAMELESS IN THE NAME OF GREATNESS

12. GREATNESS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING!

13. OPEN YOUR MOUTH SUMBITCH YACOOB'S GOTTA TAKE A LEAK!!

14. YOU CAN'T COMPETE WITH THE STELLAR ATHLETE

15. SALUTE THE TRUTH, THE GREAT YACOOB

TITLE HISTORY including Accounts Yacoob, Quote, The Drift, The Great Yacoob,

OBA - 13 Crowns
OBF - 13 Crowns
OBW - 2 Crowns
OBC - 0 Crowns
North American - 1 Crowns
South American - 3 Crowns
European - 0 Crowns

Total Title Achievements - 32 Crowns
Total Title Defenses - 70 Times

Yacoob or better known as The Great Yacoob is the most controversial fighter in online boxing history. Hailing from The Shaolin Temple in China, Never has anyone had such a large audience of fans both attendants and fighters alike.
The Great Yacoob started out as a simple fighter like most fighting their way to become champion but after a few losses, The Great Yacoob began to unleash his frustration through witty insults, Comedy, and in ring entertainment that caused an uproar in the beginning, but soon made him the most famous and iconic online boxing fighter of all time.
His first feud started with Couture he called Penis Sniff Couture online boxing's male underwear sniffing mascot that spawned his first series of quotes such as, "I JUST MADE YOUR ASS FAMOUS", "NEXT TIME TRAIN HARDER SO THE ASS WHIPPIN LASTS LONGER", "KNOW YOUR PLACE AND EAT YOUR YACOOB FLAKES PART OF A SLAPPING GOOD BREAKFAST", HALELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN, ALL WORDS ARE FINAL" and many more....The Great Yacoob became an idol, a representative of The Online Boxing World filling seats with his presence and charismatic persona. During times of Online Boxings decline The Great Yacoob was responsible on many occasions to boost ratings, revive the excitement, and utterly save the business countless times in times of economic hardship.
The Great Yacoob's first title victory came by way of Defeating Fernando Vargas for the North American title on Two occassions. The Great Yacoob's championship glory was short lived and soon after he founded a new friendship with a good friend and later rival Serious Business forming the first ever group in the business called the Drama Clique. Never before had any two individuals ever stirred up as much trouble and rivalries as these two. After years of friendship the two fell out and the rivalry lasted over a year of heated battles both suffering losses and prevailing in victories. The Great Yacoob's fame overshadowed Serious Businesse's when he went on to win his first World Championship, the OBW title against Sugar Ray who shortly regained the title back in a rematch and defeated The Great Yacoob in back to back defenses. The Great Yacoob was counted out as a loser but regained his footing when he began reestablishing his prominence through psychological warfare that was only mastered by the one and only Muhammed Ali. The Great Yacoob's sold out events surpassed all the greats including Hall Of Famers. The Great Yacoob's losses outweighed his victories and it seemed his career was at a loss until he defeated Felix Trinidad for the South American title and did the same against TooSmooth. The Great Yacoob had the greatest rivalries of all time with the most fighters of all time ranging from his first Couture, Serious Business, Red Viper whom he fought a record 200 times, Nigel Benn whom he defeated for the OBA Championship, Unstoppable whom he defeated for the OBA Championship, Ken Norton, Black Bear, Ray Johnson, Mikkel (The Owner), Don King Promotions (The President), Squeezed Head, King Chopper, and more. The Great Yacoob was also the founding member and leader of the legendary, The Black Fist Family that was a leauge of fighters competing against the cunning and powerful Pound For Pound Gym headed by Rocky Marciano. Both Gyms defeated one another respectively and the war lasted a long 6 months.
Later The Great Yacoob began to have emotional breakdowns and alcoholic problems and began losing not only fights but his inspiration and confidence in fighting. He retired countless times returning only to lose more fights as his ratings fell but never his respect nor his fans. The Great Yacoob returned again only to dissipate for his longest absence in 2010 and than later returned in 2011.
Upon his return his victories became prominent once again as he rose to the ranks eventually defeating the most dominant fighter A Punching Bag for the OBF Title. It was short lived after he lost his title to the TRPCHE but a month later he reclaimed his glory defeating Poyo562 and having a 21 win streak and 14 defenses thus far The Great Yacoob met his match Mr. Goat in a non title bout losing but came back to defeat him 4 times. Later he suffered a multitude of losses to The Sniper, whom beat him for the OBF Title but lost it 24 hours later to A Punching Bag. The Great Yacoob refusing to quit fought A Punching Bag for the OBF Championship winning it against him making it the second time A Punching Bag handed him the belt. After his showdowns The Great Yacoob made a vow to The Celibate Lifestyle of a Monk and refused to ignite his showboating ego for the entertaining of the masses any longer. Currently fresher than ever and more powerful of a fighter nobody can ever deny the historical, spiritual, hilarious, and emotional journey and career of this young man known as The Great Yacoob.


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The Great Yacoob wrote:RED VIPER YOU NEED TO GET LAID BUDDY

HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!!!!!!

NEXT!!!!!


Yacoob, you need to retire and die, plain and simple.

Hallelujah Red Viper has spoken!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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4 time SA Champ
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72% Winning Percentage
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Was one of the minority that broke Rocky Marciano's defense in half.

Won a title by KO'ing the opponent with only Uppercuts

The Greatest KO Artist in OB History

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More than 270 defenses.

Multiple time undisputed champion

Real close of becoming superchamp

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If you had not committed great sins,
God would not have sent a punishment like me upon you- Genghis Khan

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Red Viper wrote:
The Great Yacoob wrote:RED VIPER YOU NEED TO GET LAID BUDDY

HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!!!!!!

NEXT!!!!!


Yacoob, you need to retire and die, plain and simple.

[b]Hallelujah Red Viper has spoken!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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39 time Onlineboxing Champion- for all of my accounts
16 time OBC Champ
8 time OBA Champ
7 time OBW Champ
4 time SA Champ
2 time NA Champ
2 time OBF Champ
Number One KO Artist in OB History
72% Winning Percentage
Member Since- February 2003
A.K.A.- Nick P., Nick Bomb, Texan Red Wolf, The Iron Dragon, Iron Claw, The Dallas Bomber, The Scorpion King, Red Destroyer, The Barbarian, and The Night Shogun.
Will be A Future HOF
OB Name- Red Viper[/b]


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[Post New]06/08/2008 20:35:29
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red viper stick to boxing in the game, your insults and people skills arent there to compete with yacoob yet

pick your battles better friend

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Ahahahahaha! Andre needs to write an autobiography..It'd be a best-seller.
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Red Viper wrote:

http://onlineboxing.net/applet/?fight_id=705059

http://onlineboxing.net/applet/?fight_id=705060

[color=red][b]Here are my final words that I will say to you overrated piece of shit. "Just retire, hang up the gloves forever plus poison and go kill yourself with poison needles". Your death will be very painfully and very slowly because I am your poison.

Go eat shit and go stab yourself thousands of diferent places in your pathetic and weak body.


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lmao thanks fatny
FINALLY SOMEONE AGREES WITH ME RED VIPER IS A LUNATIC
LMMFAO!
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The Great Yacoob - Age 27
Fighting Career - 4/18/2006 - Present
7 Years Active
From - Henan Province, China
Fighting Style - Shaolin Kung Fu - Six Harmonies Fist

*CLASSIC YACOOB QUOTES*

1. I JUST MADE YOUR ASS FAMOUS

2. NEXT TIME TRAIN HARDER SO THE ASS WHIPPIN LASTS LONGER

3. KNOW YOUR PLACE AND EAT YOUR YACOOB FLAKES, PART OF A SLAPPING GOOD BREAKFAST

4. A SLAP FROM YACOOB IS WORTH A MILLION DOLLARS

6. YOU NEED REHAB BECAUSE YOU ARE AN OFFICIAL YACOOBAHOLIC

7. GREATNESS HAS ENTERED

8. NEVER, NEVER, WHATSOEVER

9. YOU COLON TO A MONKEY'S ANUS

10. GET YOUR ASS WHIPPED SUMBITCH!!!

11. YACOOB WILL SLAP YOUR ASS FAMOUS AND NAMELESS IN THE NAME OF GREATNESS

12. GREATNESS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING!

13. OPEN YOUR MOUTH SUMBITCH YACOOB'S GOTTA TAKE A LEAK!!

14. YOU CAN'T COMPETE WITH THE STELLAR ATHLETE

15. SALUTE THE TRUTH, THE GREAT YACOOB

TITLE HISTORY including Accounts Yacoob, Quote, The Drift, The Great Yacoob,

OBA - 13 Crowns
OBF - 13 Crowns
OBW - 2 Crowns
OBC - 0 Crowns
North American - 1 Crowns
South American - 3 Crowns
European - 0 Crowns

Total Title Achievements - 32 Crowns
Total Title Defenses - 70 Times

Yacoob or better known as The Great Yacoob is the most controversial fighter in online boxing history. Hailing from The Shaolin Temple in China, Never has anyone had such a large audience of fans both attendants and fighters alike.
The Great Yacoob started out as a simple fighter like most fighting their way to become champion but after a few losses, The Great Yacoob began to unleash his frustration through witty insults, Comedy, and in ring entertainment that caused an uproar in the beginning, but soon made him the most famous and iconic online boxing fighter of all time.
His first feud started with Couture he called Penis Sniff Couture online boxing's male underwear sniffing mascot that spawned his first series of quotes such as, "I JUST MADE YOUR ASS FAMOUS", "NEXT TIME TRAIN HARDER SO THE ASS WHIPPIN LASTS LONGER", "KNOW YOUR PLACE AND EAT YOUR YACOOB FLAKES PART OF A SLAPPING GOOD BREAKFAST", HALELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN, ALL WORDS ARE FINAL" and many more....The Great Yacoob became an idol, a representative of The Online Boxing World filling seats with his presence and charismatic persona. During times of Online Boxings decline The Great Yacoob was responsible on many occasions to boost ratings, revive the excitement, and utterly save the business countless times in times of economic hardship.
The Great Yacoob's first title victory came by way of Defeating Fernando Vargas for the North American title on Two occassions. The Great Yacoob's championship glory was short lived and soon after he founded a new friendship with a good friend and later rival Serious Business forming the first ever group in the business called the Drama Clique. Never before had any two individuals ever stirred up as much trouble and rivalries as these two. After years of friendship the two fell out and the rivalry lasted over a year of heated battles both suffering losses and prevailing in victories. The Great Yacoob's fame overshadowed Serious Businesse's when he went on to win his first World Championship, the OBW title against Sugar Ray who shortly regained the title back in a rematch and defeated The Great Yacoob in back to back defenses. The Great Yacoob was counted out as a loser but regained his footing when he began reestablishing his prominence through psychological warfare that was only mastered by the one and only Muhammed Ali. The Great Yacoob's sold out events surpassed all the greats including Hall Of Famers. The Great Yacoob's losses outweighed his victories and it seemed his career was at a loss until he defeated Felix Trinidad for the South American title and did the same against TooSmooth. The Great Yacoob had the greatest rivalries of all time with the most fighters of all time ranging from his first Couture, Serious Business, Red Viper whom he fought a record 200 times, Nigel Benn whom he defeated for the OBA Championship, Unstoppable whom he defeated for the OBA Championship, Ken Norton, Black Bear, Ray Johnson, Mikkel (The Owner), Don King Promotions (The President), Squeezed Head, King Chopper, and more. The Great Yacoob was also the founding member and leader of the legendary, The Black Fist Family that was a leauge of fighters competing against the cunning and powerful Pound For Pound Gym headed by Rocky Marciano. Both Gyms defeated one another respectively and the war lasted a long 6 months.
Later The Great Yacoob began to have emotional breakdowns and alcoholic problems and began losing not only fights but his inspiration and confidence in fighting. He retired countless times returning only to lose more fights as his ratings fell but never his respect nor his fans. The Great Yacoob returned again only to dissipate for his longest absence in 2010 and than later returned in 2011.
Upon his return his victories became prominent once again as he rose to the ranks eventually defeating the most dominant fighter A Punching Bag for the OBF Title. It was short lived after he lost his title to the TRPCHE but a month later he reclaimed his glory defeating Poyo562 and having a 21 win streak and 14 defenses thus far The Great Yacoob met his match Mr. Goat in a non title bout losing but came back to defeat him 4 times. Later he suffered a multitude of losses to The Sniper, whom beat him for the OBF Title but lost it 24 hours later to A Punching Bag. The Great Yacoob refusing to quit fought A Punching Bag for the OBF Championship winning it against him making it the second time A Punching Bag handed him the belt. After his showdowns The Great Yacoob made a vow to The Celibate Lifestyle of a Monk and refused to ignite his showboating ego for the entertaining of the masses any longer. Currently fresher than ever and more powerful of a fighter nobody can ever deny the historical, spiritual, hilarious, and emotional journey and career of this young man known as The Great Yacoob.


[Post New]06/08/2008 23:35:43
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suck a fat one yacoob





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yacoob keeps this place rolling
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Red Viper wrote:Here are my final words that I will say to you overrated piece of shit. "Just retire, hang up the gloves forever plus poison and go kill yourself with poison needles". Your death will be very painfully and very slowly because I am your poison.

Go eat shit and go stab yourself thousands of diferent places in your pathetic and weak body.


OK, that could have sounded a lot more epic. Here is what you should have wrote:

Retire and poison yourself, slowly.. painfully, because I am your poison. Eat shit, stab yourself in thousands of diferent places all around your pathetic, weak, shitty excuse for a body. These are my final words to you, you overrated piece of shit.

I don't know about you but I'm definately feelin that! I think that's the way you're trying to put it (dark/insane) rather then that (childish-angry). Yea....
 
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