Bana Banana wrote:Oh how cute Red Viper feels good about himself for the first time in his life because his GREATEST ACCOMPLISHMENT in his entire life is capturing two Titles at the same time after 40 years of playing online boxing!

WAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh boy here it comes my favorite part!!!! Red Viper's Response to my Insult! EVERYBODY GET READY FOR A GOOD LAUGH!!! OH BOY!!!


RED VIPER: GOTDAMMIT BANA BANANA I KNOW YOUR YACOOB SO STOP TRYING TO PLAY THIS BANANA ACT YOU SICKLY PIECE OF CRAP. YOUR MORE SOUR THAN HORSERADISH!! I'LL END YOUR PATHETIC LIFE BANA AS IN OUR COUNTLESS SERIES IM ALWAYS OWNING YOU. YOUR JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE YOU'VE NEVER CAPTURED TWO THREE LETTER WORDS CALLED OBA AND OBF MAKES YOU FEEL GOOD DOESN'T IT TO MAKE FUN OF A SNAKE THAT PLAYS ONLINE GAMES! WELL LET ME EXPLAIN SOMETHING TO YOU! I'M A HUGGIES HALL OF FAME MASTER! THAT'S RIGHT NOBODY WEARS A DIAPER BETTER THAN ME ON THE FACE OF THE FREAKIN PLANET!!! THAT'S RIGHT! I'M A LEGEND OF NOT HAVING BEEN PROPERLY POTTY TRAINED AND STILL AM REQUIRED TO WEAR AND PISS AND POOP IN MY HUGGIES VIPER DIAPER! YOUR NOBODY BANA BANANA THAT'S RIGHT BECAUSE YOU CAN'T PLAY AS MANY HOURS AS I CAN! YOU'VE NEVER SEEN ME RETIRE HAVE YOU?! NO WAY!!!!!! BECAUSE I QUITE FRANKLY HAVE NOTHING BETTER ELSE TO DO WITH MY TIME EXCEPT MASTURBATE TO INNOCENT CAMBODIAN CHILDREN THAT ARE UNABLE TO WEAR CLOTHING BECAUSE A LACK OF RESOURCES! AND WHEN IT COMES TO GAMING STATISTICS I'M A GENIUS BECAUSE I CAN TELL YOU EVERYBODY'S WIN TO LOSS RATIO, THEIR HIGHS AND LOWS, AND THEIR PERCENTAGES!!! FOR EXAMPLE!
*RED VIPER PULLS OUT HIS RED VIPER HUGGIES NOTEPAD*
RED VIPER: THE FOLLOWING IS ABOUT YACOOB'S RISE TO FAME! DO YOU KNOW THAT YACOOB'S RISE TO FAME AND LEGACY OUTDATED ALL THE ACCOMPLISHED HALL OF FAMERS BECAUSE OF HIS FAMOUS QUOTES, AND OF COURSE LETS NOT MENTION HIS WITTY RHYMES AND DISSES THAT ANGERED EVEN THE BEST OF US! MY GOD I CAN REMEMBER THE TIME YACOOB FIRST CALLED ME GAY BOY.....WELL U KNOW THE NAME I WAS SOOOO ANGERY AND UPSET I HAD TO FETCH MY MOTHERS NIPPLE SO I COULD NURSE BEFORE I HAD A SERIOUS PANIC ATTACK! WHOO! ANYWAY IM GETTING OFF OF THE SUBJECT HERE! BANA BANANA IM THE CURRENT CHAMPION AND I'M HERE TO TELL YOU THAT ROCKY WILL BE SUFFERING AT THE HANDS OF THE SNAKE MAN RED VIPER BECAUSE I PLEDGE TO CRAWL SO FAR UP HIS ANUS HE'LL THINK HE'S CONSTIPATED AND HIS STOMACH WILL BLOAT SO BADLY HE'LL HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM OUT OF HIS MOUTH FOR I AM GAY BOY RED VIPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT BANA BANANA? MOVING ON TO ONLINE BOXING STATISTICS DID YOU KNOW THAT THE RATIO OF WINS TO LOSSES OF ALL PLAYERS IN THE DEGREE OF CALCULUS MULTIPLIES TO THE POWER OF 5 DIVIDE THAT INTO 16 CARRIED OVER TO THE SQUARE ROOT OF 4.......LETS SEE HERE GIVE ME A MINUTE.....
*RED VIPER SLITHERS TO HIS CALCULATOR AND TYPES IN THE EQUATION LOOKING VERY FOCUSED*
RED VIPER: GIVES US THE TOTAL OR SUM OF 23 PERCENT TO THE SQUARE ROOT OF 98 WHICH EQUALS 2,350!!!!!! MAN I'M TELLING YOU MATHEMATICS IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN SCANTILY CLAD NAKED WOMEN AND GOING OUT HAVING A SOCIAL LIFE IM TELLING YOU!!!! AND VIDEO GAMES ARE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY BETTER THAN MUSIC, WOMEN, TRAVELING AROUND THE WORLD, AND WORKING TO MOVE OUT FROM YOUR PARENTS HOME! SO DIEEEEEEEEEEEE BANA!!!!!!! I HATE YOU!!!!!!!! ROAR LIKE A LION!!!!!!!!! HISS LIKE A SNAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ONE BITE FROM RED VIPER TURNS YOU ONTO CHILDREN WITH DIAPERS!!!!!!!!

Bana Banana wrote:Oh how cute Red Viper feels good about himself for the first time in his life because his GREATEST ACCOMPLISHMENT in his entire life is capturing two Titles at the same time after 40 years of playing online boxing!

WAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh boy here it comes my favorite part!!!! Red Viper's Response to my Insult! EVERYBODY GET READY FOR A GOOD LAUGH!!! OH BOY!!!


RED VIPER: GOTDAMMIT BANA BANANA I KNOW YOUR YACOOB SO STOP TRYING TO PLAY THIS BANANA ACT YOU SICKLY PIECE OF CRAP. YOUR MORE SOUR THAN HORSERADISH!! I'LL END YOUR PATHETIC LIFE BANA AS IN OUR COUNTLESS SERIES IM ALWAYS OWNING YOU. YOUR JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE YOU'VE NEVER CAPTURED TWO THREE LETTER WORDS CALLED OBA AND OBF MAKES YOU FEEL GOOD DOESN'T IT TO MAKE FUN OF A SNAKE THAT PLAYS ONLINE GAMES! WELL LET ME EXPLAIN SOMETHING TO YOU! I'M A HUGGIES HALL OF FAME MASTER! THAT'S RIGHT NOBODY WEARS A DIAPER BETTER THAN ME ON THE FACE OF THE FREAKIN PLANET!!! THAT'S RIGHT! I'M A LEGEND OF NOT HAVING BEEN PROPERLY POTTY TRAINED AND STILL AM REQUIRED TO WEAR AND PISS AND POOP IN MY HUGGIES VIPER DIAPER! YOUR NOBODY BANA BANANA THAT'S RIGHT BECAUSE YOU CAN'T PLAY AS MANY HOURS AS I CAN! YOU'VE NEVER SEEN ME RETIRE HAVE YOU?! NO WAY!!!!!! BECAUSE I QUITE FRANKLY HAVE NOTHING BETTER ELSE TO DO WITH MY TIME EXCEPT MASTURBATE TO INNOCENT CAMBODIAN CHILDREN THAT ARE UNABLE TO WEAR CLOTHING BECAUSE A LACK OF RESOURCES! AND WHEN IT COMES TO GAMING STATISTICS I'M A GENIUS BECAUSE I CAN TELL YOU EVERYBODY'S WIN TO LOSS RATIO, THEIR HIGHS AND LOWS, AND THEIR PERCENTAGES!!! FOR EXAMPLE!
*RED VIPER PULLS OUT HIS RED VIPER HUGGIES NOTEPAD*
RED VIPER: THE FOLLOWING IS ABOUT YACOOB'S RISE TO FAME! DO YOU KNOW THAT YACOOB'S RISE TO FAME AND LEGACY OUTDATED ALL THE ACCOMPLISHED HALL OF FAMERS BECAUSE OF HIS FAMOUS QUOTES, AND OF COURSE LETS NOT MENTION HIS WITTY RHYMES AND DISSES THAT ANGERED EVEN THE BEST OF US! MY GOD I CAN REMEMBER THE TIME YACOOB FIRST CALLED ME GAY BOY.....WELL U KNOW THE NAME I WAS SOOOO ANGERY AND UPSET I HAD TO FETCH MY MOTHERS NIPPLE SO I COULD NURSE BEFORE I HAD A SERIOUS PANIC ATTACK! WHOO! ANYWAY IM GETTING OFF OF THE SUBJECT HERE! BANA BANANA IM THE CURRENT CHAMPION AND I'M HERE TO TELL YOU THAT ROCKY WILL BE SUFFERING AT THE HANDS OF THE SNAKE MAN RED VIPER BECAUSE I PLEDGE TO CRAWL SO FAR UP HIS ANUS HE'LL THINK HE'S CONSTIPATED AND HIS STOMACH WILL BLOAT SO BADLY HE'LL HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM OUT OF HIS MOUTH FOR I AM GAY BOY RED VIPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT BANA BANANA? MOVING ON TO ONLINE BOXING STATISTICS DID YOU KNOW THAT THE RATIO OF WINS TO LOSSES OF ALL PLAYERS IN THE DEGREE OF CALCULUS MULTIPLIES TO THE POWER OF 5 DIVIDE THAT INTO 16 CARRIED OVER TO THE SQUARE ROOT OF 4.......LETS SEE HERE GIVE ME A MINUTE.....
*RED VIPER SLITHERS TO HIS CALCULATOR AND TYPES IN THE EQUATION LOOKING VERY FOCUSED*
RED VIPER: GIVES US THE TOTAL OR SUM OF 23 PERCENT TO THE SQUARE ROOT OF 98 WHICH EQUALS 2,350!!!!!! MAN I'M TELLING YOU MATHEMATICS IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN SCANTILY CLAD NAKED WOMEN AND GOING OUT HAVING A SOCIAL LIFE IM TELLING YOU!!!! AND VIDEO GAMES ARE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY BETTER THAN MUSIC, WOMEN, TRAVELING AROUND THE WORLD, AND WORKING TO MOVE OUT FROM YOUR PARENTS HOME! SO DIEEEEEEEEEEEE BANA!!!!!!! I HATE YOU!!!!!!!! ROAR LIKE A LION!!!!!!!!! HISS LIKE A SNAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ONE BITE FROM RED VIPER TURNS YOU ONTO CHILDREN WITH DIAPERS!!!!!!!!

Dick wrote:Nice work Viper! Now dont play 100 x a day. Pick your fights. Try to unify with Rocky first.

Barrack Obama wrote:Correction:

You are now a unified champion for the first time ever.

Undisputed refers to holding all of the titles.

Red Viper wrote:

Barrack Obama wrote:Correction:

You are now a unified champion for the first time ever.

Undisputed refers to holding all of the titles.

Thanks for the correction. I thought Undisputed is holding three belts.

I've been beating everyone lately from left to right the past few weeks. I successfully defended both my belts against Rocky, Vargas, Nigel and many others. Its not easy of being a two belt champion. This is my 3rd day holding it. I've defeated two very tough oppenents to get those belts.
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67 time Onlineboxing Champion- all my accounts combined.
54 time champion with the "Red Viper" Account Alone
110 title defences
22- OBC
14- OBW
10- OBA
4- SA
12- OBF
2- NA
1- Tournament
1- PDP
Current OBC and OBF Champion
Have a 4300+ win differential
Greatest KO Artist In OB History
One of the greatest Sluggers in OB History
The most hardworking fighter in OB
Another OB Legend
A die hard martial arts films fan
The Quest for 10,000 KO's for one account
OB Name- Red Viper

Rocky Marciano wrote:Yes his style has benefited most from the stamina change. He used to both get hit a lot and punch a lot which lead to him losing stamina very fast. Now he can keep doing what he does without fear of losing stamina.

It took couple of days for me to get used to it. I had to change my style. I just punch more now which seems to work fine since I dont lose stamina doing it.

Oh and BTW. Red Viper is no longer unified champion.

Red Viper wrote:
So what your basically that me winning those two titles were a fraud. No, I am not a fraud because I actually earned those titles and successfully defended them.

So I actually improved from that new stamina system. No, I did not improve because of that new stamina. I imrpoved because I fought more intelligent and used a lot of patience of winning fights.

Based on that I am not a fraud.