Taunt...hero, legend, king???

How do you rate this boxer?

He is AKA Paul Dion, Dion Paul, The Assasin and Playboy Paul

hes top 60 material for sure

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IMO Paul Dion (or The Paul Dion, or sir Paul as I always refer to him) is a top contender and one of, if not THE most skilled fighter out there.

Speed, power, reflexes, this guy's got it all. He's the total package. And let's not start talking about his charisma, everyone likes him, he's the people champ.

If I had to make a comparison to describe him, i would say he is a mix of Tom Cruise, Speedy Gonzales and the Incredible Hulk.

A future undisputed champion and HOFer!

Thanks for that Fatny...I dunno if your joking but i'll take it lol

Fatny wrote:IMO Paul Dion (or The Paul Dion, or sir Paul as I always refer to him) is a top contender and one of, if not THE most skilled fighter out there.

Speed, power, reflexes, this guy's got it all. He's the total package. And let's not start talking about his charisma, everyone likes him, he's the people champ.

If I had to make a comparison to describe him, i would say he is a mix of Tom Cruise, Speedy Gonzales and the Incredible Hulk.

A future undisputed champion and HOFer!

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LARRY MERCHANT POST FIGHT INTERVIEW
HBO's Larry Merchant catches Fatny ring-side after his decision of Paul Dion

Merchant
Congratulations on your hard fought win Fatny.

Fatny
Thanks sir.

Merchant
You've got quite a battered face tonight, we're not used to see this. How hard was Dion punching?

Fatny
Man, Dion was the bomb. You know, bulldozers? Well his right hand is like that, a ***** bulldozer that comes at 150 mph on your face. His punches, they touch your body and before you know it, they break you. You're like, this guy punches like a girl. And then you're on the mat and you don't remember what happened.

You know larry that one time a whole cathedral collapsed on me? Well Dion's punches felt a bit like that, only harder.

I mean he ***** broke my jaw AND my rib with the same right hand.

Merchant
And what about his speed?

Fatny
Holy jesus this guy is fast. It's sickening, I never saw that. After round 1 when my corner told me he had landed 200 jabs to my 5 i figured i had a problem there.

You know, I was struggling actually seeing him, I don't think the human eye is designed for that kind of movement. To me it was a bit like watching a bad movie on fast forward, i couldn't see crap.

So I had to go back to the basics ya know, bruce lee, lucky luke faster than his shadow and that kind of shit.

I wasn't aiming at him when i threw my punches, had to take chances and throw punches where i thought he might be moving.

Merchant
So in conclusion, how would you rate your opponent on a ladder from 1 to 10?

Fatny
I think i'd rank him 17 and i'd like to thank God for this win.

Merchant
Thanks for your time.

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LARRY MERCHANT POST FIGHT INTERVIEW
HBO's Larry Merchant catches Paul Dion (AKA Taunt King) ring-side after his loss to Fatny.

Merchant: Unlucky with the loss...how do you feel?

Dion: Awww man...You know, I dont think I get the credit I deserve sometimes for my guts...you see....Fatny is one of the most feared men in boxing and many fighters duck him...and..well...I dont duck, I fight the best out there. So Larry dont be so critical of me and stick to commentating OK!!! Coz I know you love it when I get beat.

Merchant: No No I do admire your fighting spirit and courage, now...tell me about the fight.

Dion: Well Fatny is one of the most technical boxers I have ever fought...you know Larry...I dont think he gets the credit he deserves for his technical boxing ability. He isnt the hardest puncher I have come across...but the great thing about him ...well its all the angles and his punching repertoire..he has so many different angles when he comes at you...so so difficult to defend against. He is a true warrior too. I hit him with my special "Dion Double Hook" which has been measured as one of the hardest and most deadliest moves in world boxing. However...I hit him like...3 times with this shot...HE GOT UP!!! I just dont understand...he has a chin of granite.

Merchant: So who's next?

Dion: Well I will have a few warm up fights against measly opponents such as SHOLA MUHAMMED!!! And then Il look for a top 10 fighter such as Suggaray...I just need at least 5 million dollars for a fight as im a huge star worldwide and I deserve a paycheck that matches top 10 fighters. Ok Larry I must go now. Thankyou god for keeping me and Fatny safe in the fight. Goodbye boxing fans.